Wednesday, April 22, 2026

Dirt Road to Osage


The Route 66 Biker Rally is our basecamp this week. We arrived a few days early and have explored the surrounding areas.  There is another rally later in the year that takes place at a Sparks America Campground.  Brad and I rode out there to recon the campground.  The only person present was a woman riding a zero-turn lawn tractor at about 80 mph.  Grass shavings were flying around the fields.  She stopped long enough to give us an idea of how busy the campground gets during the motorcycle rally.  Boy, that lawn mower was fast!  

The next morning, we are at the Tulsa Harley-Davidson Dealership.  I believe Brad had to get something for his foot peg; something minor that he needed a part and he repaired it in the parking lot. 



Mission complete.  Brad’s Ultra Classic is ready to go.  I had been reviewing the paper map for a long route back to the Rt 66 Biker Rally Campground.  I found a park on my paper road atlas.  It was on the Arkansas River.  The route along the river seemed like a ride that promised some curves and river views. The road appeared to cross into the Osage Indian Reservation.  That might be neat to experience riding through a reservation.


We left Tulsa and navigated to the Arkansas River.  We followed the winding road north on the east side of the river.  The ride was going great at first.  Nice curves.  Some green vegetation.  The only river views were the first few miles after turning off the highway.  Then the paved road turned to a dirt road.  We slowed down.  Then the dirt road became rough.  Our bikes rattled down the dirt road and through the reservation.  The rattling became louder and we slowed the bike wondering if we should turn back.  I am thinking where am I leading us? Did I miss a turn? Am I lost? We stopped the bikes at what appears to be an abandoned small business.  Deterioration conceals whatever type of business it was; maybe a campground office.  We dismounted the dusty motorcycles to check the map and use the phone to verify our location.  No cell phone service.  I know Brad isn’t happy to be riding his touring Harley down a dusty dirt road.  At times it feels like we are about to fall through a crevice that will swallow our bikes.  Brad has no problem making a U-turn and heading back to safety.  I think he prefers it.  On the other hand, I avoid U-turns.  I am curious of where the road leads.  I have the urge to go just a bit further.  Brad obliged me in my quest to find this Osage park.  So we cautiously pressed on down the rough dirt road.  Both of us are watching our fuel gauges.  More dirt road.  No towns.  Then some pavement.  Then a house and a sign that says Osage!  I followed the sign.  We descended into a tiny community with about two dozen houses, a church, and a post office.  I recall seeing a man mowing his lawn with a push mower.  Another house we pass has a small junk yard or several projects in array.  We blinked and had already ridden from one end to the community and exited the other end.  I see the sign for Osage Point Park and feel better about navigating the previous long rough dirt road.  My motorcycle bucks. The pavement is buckled.  I brake before my bike throws me off.  The grass and saplings are over six feet tall, forming a green wall along each side of the road.  I swerve to avoid an upheaved part of the pavement.  An oncoming truck speeds towards us.  I can see the driver is just as surprised as I am that another vehicle is on this resemblance of a road.  Further down the road, I begin to see some water through the tall grass.  We get off our bikes and enjoy an open view of the river at an old boat ramp.  No one is around on either side of the water.  We take the moment to enjoy the sunshine.  I snap a few pictures, and we look at our paper map to form a place to ride to next.  Our stomachs have a big vote.  We decide that Cushing looks like a town big enough for us to find some eateries.  Now, if I can find our way out of this area without turning back down that rough dirt road. 



Wednesday, April 15, 2026

Wallaby and Yellow Truck


We just spent a week at the Great American Campground and Dive Bar at the Lake of the Ozarks in Missouri. Brad is driving the Rock Star Bus pulling our motorcycles on a trailer. Next stop, Depew, Oklahoma!  Why Depew? Because we are looking to experience a Route 66 Biker Rally. This one is scheduled for mid-June. We left the Redneck Revival in Iowa, had a fantastic layover at the Great American Campground and Dive Bar in Missouri, and now we are arriving in Oklahoma a few days before the Rt 66 Biker Rally.



Brad and I are rolling down the highway looking out the huge windshield of the Rock Star Bus.  We crossed the state line into Oklahoma sometime earlier that day. We are near Tulsa. Then out of nowhere, a toll booth appears! There was this old-timer manning the toll booth.  Somehow, this big rock star bus pulling motorcycles entered a tollway without a ticket.  The old-timer insisted on knowing where we were coming from.  Brad replied, “Missouri.”  Not the answer the old-timer was looking for.  He wanted to know where we entered the tollway.  We didn’t have a clue as far as we knew we were entering it now.  The exchange was a bit comical when the old-timer proclaimed we didn’t know where we were coming from, and he surely didn’t know where we were coming from. Brad said, “We know where we are going.”  “We are going to Depew for the Route 66 Motorcycle Rally.”  That got a big smile from the old-timer. Brad made some compromise on the toll fee, and we were granted access to keep moving forward.



We find the motorcycle rally event venue just outside the small town of Depew.  Brad navigated the rock star bus through the elaborate maze of a gate system.  We came to the checkpoint, and not a person was there.  We were days early.  Brad did make arrangements which granted us permission to arrive early.  So we stopped at the checkpoint to figure out which camping spot we need to set up in.


The signs let us know were were in the correct campground.  We got excited reading the paint brushed sign that read:


WARNING IF NUDITY OFFENDS OR ANNOYS YOU IN ANY WAY DO NOT ENTER

THIS FACILITY BY ENTERING YOU ARE AGREEING THAT NUDITY IS NOT OFFENSIVE NOR ANNOYING



The sign indicated this was going to be an entertaining biker rally!  There are plenty of campsites.  We ended up parking the bus against the big shed.  The shed is located near the stage and pond.  Brad leveled the rock star bus and got our camp on wheels set up. One of the maintenance men introduced himself and showed us around the large shed that Brad backed the rock star bus up to.  We had our own roll-up door and space for shade behind the RV.  The shed had about a dozen roll-up doors on each side of the building. It was dark inside since we were the only campers there and the other doors were closed. I took advantage of the dark area and adjusted the headlamp on my 2006 Street Glide.




The maintenance man hung out with me while I adjusted the headlamp. Then he said he had to get back to work.  He walked across from our campsite and began power washing this old yellow utility bucket truck. The letters US Army were stenciled on the side.  It appears to be an old truck purchased at a government auction.  I’ll tell you that must be the cleanest old bucket truck ever.  This guy power washed that truck twice a day for the first three days we were at camp.  Brad and I waved at the guy when we departed for our morning rides.  The guy would still be power washing the truck when we returned in late afternoon.  The maintenance guy said his boss was riding him to get that yellow truck clean.  We met his boss later.  Interesting business tactics!  The owner has a few wallabies running on the fenced property.  During a past performance, they paid a band with a wallaby!  Talk about bartering at its best!  These guys have some stories. The boss’s wife carries a wallaby around in a shopping bag!