Wednesday, February 25, 2026

Hailing Port Quantico spotted in Lake of the Ozarks! Part 1 of 2

Part 1 of 2 Tap and Grill Lakeside Brew Haus

There we were, sitting on barstools along the shores of Lake of the Ozarks.  It is an outside bar.  We can see the Millstone Marina to our backs and a pool to the side.  There are three people in the pool.  At the center of attention is a man who appears to be in his mid-sixties and confident with his slightly round torso.  There is a pretty woman who is in a red bikini and appears to be about the same age as the man. There is another woman who is fit, energetic, and playfully swimming around in a bikini.  I guess her age is barely twenty-one. She is the closest of the two women to the older, confident man.  It was easy to assume the three of them knew each other.  Then there was the boat in the marina that listed the hailing port as Quantico!  



Our barstools are at the Tap and Grill Lakeside Brew Haus.  It felt like a classy place from the moment we got off our motorcycles and entered through the gate.  We were greeted by a pleasant hostess.  The tables inside the restaurant were modern with a nice open space.  We walked through the outdoor area that has soft chairs and couches that looked charming for lounging. Then the space led to a traditional outdoor metal tables with umbrellas.  Brad and I noticed the activity in the pool just beyond the bar. The outside bar had about six to eight barstools, all of which were empty.  Our bartender greeted us as we continued to observe our new surroundings.

We’ll get to the folks in the pool later. Right now, we are chatting with a lad from the Chicago area who spends his summers bartending at the Lake of the Ozarks. He tells stories of how he shares an apartment with three to four others who are at the lake to make some quick cash before returning to school in the fall.  This is our bartender’s second or third year bartending at the lake. He really likes the abundant summer money he adds to his bank.  He shares that once he became a bartender, the money was so much better.  Brad and I are on our motorcycles, so you guessed it, we are drinking iced teas.  


It is the middle of the day.  A weekday and, according to the bartender, a lull in business.  The weather is sunny and warm.  The pool looks inviting.  Brad and I were analyzing the situation in the pool, filling in the unknowns with our imagination.  Our conversations with the bartender began to echo a theme we’ve heard about rich customers traveling from Kansas City who spend obscene money charming their paramour.  We broached the topic of the current situation in the pool.  It turns out the young woman in the pool is a roommate and coworker of our bartender!  This was her off-schedule day, and she was enjoying the pool.  The older couple were regulars and were just being friendly. 


Stay tuned for part 2 when the pool trio joins us at the bar. One is the owner of the boat hailing from Quantico and he talks about the Yellow Brick Road!



Wednesday, February 18, 2026

Ha Ha Tonka Castle Ruins


When I ride my motorcycle, or any vehicle, I tend to notice the brown signs signaling national parks. The signs contain white letters on a brown background.  State park signs display the same white letters on a brown background.  The brown signs catch my eye when I am cruising down the road, especially in a new-to-me area.  Motorcycling around Lake of the Ozarks is no different; I noticed and followed a few “brown signs”.  Brad and I stopped at Harry S. Truman State Park, Scenic Overlook of Lake of Ozarks, and Bagnell Dam. Bagnell Dam had a sign, and many others.  Ha Ha Tonka State Park was a memorable stop.  It required Brad and me to walk a nature trail to the castle ruins.  We don’t often get off our bikes for a nature walk.  It does happen on occasion. The best so far has been at Glacier National Park, but that was a different story with BBQ and a hungry bear!  In Missouri, the Ha Ha Tonka name caught our interest. Plus, it was a short walk.  The path let up a steep incline.  There are plenty of benches to rest on while enjoying the view along the path.  After viewing the castle ruins, we walked to the old water tower and then to the Natural Bridge. 


Ha Ha Tonka State Park’s history of the castle ruins.  Robert Snyder began constructing the mansion in 1905 as a retreat. Tragically, Snyder passed away in a car accident in 1906 before the mansion was completed. His sons finished it in the early 1920s.





Destruction struck the castle and carriage house in 1942 when a fire ravaged the structure. The water tower met its end in 1976 when it burned down.

Enjoy the pics of the Natural Bridge, Harry S. Truman reservoir, Bagnell Dam, and the Ha Ha Tonka Castle Ruins  









Wednesday, February 11, 2026

Cup Tree and Shoe Fence


 The Great American Campground and Dive Bar is our base camp.  We visited Whiskey Dicks the first night.  The second night, we went into the tourist area.  Today, we are riding to Big Dicks.  Once we arrived, we saw the bar is next to the water.  Very few land parking spots.  There were more spots for boat traffic off the water.  Neat area.  Unfortunately for us, Big Dicks was closed this day.  That is okay.  We already had some intel about a Cup Tree and a Shoe Fence.  Off we go looking for the Cup Tree.    



We heard a couple of stories about the origin of the Cup Tree.  Someone said there used to be a water spring nearby, and people were welcome to use a cup and get a drink of water.  I heard that two women were fighting over some cups and saucers.  One woman started throwing the dishes at the other.  After the fight was over, the woman who lived in the house began nailing the cups to the tree.  I heard she would often visit Big Dicks until her passing a few years before.  I heard the first cup was hung 30 years ago.  I am just reciting what I heard during the trip.



Not far from the Cup Tree is the Shoe Fence.  We found it.  The story I heard about the shoe fence was that if kids needed new shoes, they could get a pair from the fence.  I also heard that the shoes represent hunters that were poaching out of season.  The only thing that remains of the poachers were their shoes hung on the fence. 



The Cup Tree and the Shoe Fence are both unusual sites to experience.  I hope you enjoy the pictures. 


YouTube Shorts @Bill.Lanham


Cup Tree  https://youtube.com/shorts/ASv7L0lw_QQ?si=HyiTP2P_507XDJOJ



Shoe Fence https://youtube.com/shorts/5R-izsPPb5Y?si=GjkcvHvvRXPdM-1c




Wednesday, February 4, 2026

The Great American Campground and Dive Bar! Part 2 of 2

 

Part 2 of 2 Whiskey Dicks!

Brad and I checked into the Great American Campground.  We decided to walk to the closest bar.  The Dive Bar was closed that night.

Whiskey Dick’s is a neat little bar.  The locals mainly frequent the bar.  It felt like tourists were a rare sight, but everyone we encountered was friendly to us.  Oh, there was a self-serve ICE CREAM machine adjacent to the bar.  You can have your drink and treat yourself to an ice cream cone.  I wanted an ice cream cone but wasn’t sure how it would go with my beer!  I eyeballed that ice cream machine each time I visited the bar.  



  Four hours had quickly passed as Brad and I sat at Whiskey Dicks.  We were considering the walk down the dark country road to the campground.  Just then the door opened and our campground hosts walked through the door!   She came to check up on us to make sure we made it back to the campground safely.  She brought the owners with her!  We were soon introduced to Joel and Jill, the owners of The Great American Campground and Dive Bar.  We ended up sharing stories for a couple more hours.  Joel gave us a ride back to the campground in his truck. To our surprise, Dee, our camp host (campground manager), had built a fire outside the Dive Bar.  The five of us enjoyed the campfire for a few hours, exchanging stories and visions of the campground.  Brad and I were delighted at the hospitality we experienced. 




  The next morning, Brad and I did a map study of the area and recalled the directions Joel had given us for a scenic ride.  We fired up the motorcycles and were off exploring.  Upon our return, our camp host contacted us and offered to show us around the lake area.  So we ended up in this red jeep receiving a windshield tour of the area.  We stopped at a bar that had a waterfront.  Many establishments catered to boat traffic.  They have docks complete with fueling services for boaters.  We realized drinks and food were more than double the prices we were paying at the Great American Camp Ground and Dive Bar and Whiskey Dicks.  Brad and I decided the other establishments were neat to know about.  We’ll continue to look for the local experience.