Wednesday, June 24, 2026

Aqua Banjo Man


There we are, under two blue pop-up shelters that are usually seen around the fields at youth sporting events.  It is a dark and chilly night.  We were sharing stories with Kevin and Donna’s family when rain began to fall in sheets. Water was pouring off the edges of the pop-up shelters and splashing the backs of people seated in their camp chairs.  People stood and scooted their chairs towards the center to escape the range of the splashing cold rain.  Then, all the lights went out in the campground.  Kevin turned on his generator, which turned on the outdoor lights strung under the canopy of his two pop-up shelters.  The camping area immediately around us was pitch black.  The only lights were the lights under the shelter we were in.


There are about 8 of us under the two shelters.  We were engaged in stories, resulting in smiles and laughs as we shared some drinks.  Kevin and Donna shared some unique and awesome experiences raising a family abroad.  All their children are now adults and have impressive accomplishments.  Brad and I were telling stories from our Nowhere Rides.  


As the rain began to fall in sheets, a man and woman came running from the darkness.  The man had a banjo on his back.  The woman had dreadlocked hair that hung to her waist.  Their energy screamed minimalist, carefree nomads.  They asked if they could seek shelter from the rain under the canopy.  The couple stated they were on their way back to their tent when the heavy rain hit.  Brad offered the man with the banjo a can of beer.  The man gladly accepted the beer.  Instead of opening the beer, the man immediately placed the beer in his back pocket.  Yes, he hurriedly slid the beer can in his back pocket! I saw the man’s eyes light up when he spotted the bottle of bourbon on the table.  He asked if he could have a shot of bourbon.  I grabbed the bottle and a disposable shot glass and poured a shot for him.  He took the cup from my hand and poured the shot down his throat in one quick, fluid motion.  He obviously had experience with this motion of drinking shots. Without voicing any words, the guy smiled and then showed me the empty cup.  It was as if he was silently asking for another second shot.  After the second shot was gone, he silently held the empty cup to me.  He was asking for another.  Three shots of good bourbon in a row!  I usually sip and enjoy good bourbon.   


After the third shot of bourbon, the man started playing his banjo.  The group under the canopy gave attention to the first couple of songs.  Then we returned to their conversations, which were previously interrupted by these two carefree nomads.  I spoke with the banjo player’s girlfriend.  I learned that the man plays with one of the bands playing on stage at the rally.  As conversations continued, I heard the banjo player singing a chorus over and over.  The tuned words chanted something like this: “Would you pour me some more bourbon, please? I know you want to. I want you to.  Pour me a little more bourbon, please.”  He sang these words a few times as I saw his girlfriend smiling ear to ear at my discovery of the chorus.  I obliged and poured a shot. I extending the shot to the banjo player.  One fluid motion, and it was gone, the cup returned and extended towards me for another.  I poured another.  He extended the empty cup to me again.  I grimaced.  He spoke this time.  He told me this one was for his girlfriend.  Well, okay, I poured another shot, acknowledging this girlfriend on the opposite side of the shelter. The banjo man quickly drank it and formed a big smile.  Moments later, he thanked us for the hospitality.  He and his girlfriend departed the shelter, running into the rain and darkness.  Brad snapped this picture of us.  He said I reluctantly poured the bourbon.  The rain-soaked banjo bourbon drinker will be forever known to us as the Aqua Banjo Man.  This banjo-strapped stranger appeared from the dark rain.  Pocketed our beer.  Drank our bourbon.  Shared some songs.  Drank more bourbon.  Disappeared into the dark rain shower.  Cheers to you, Aqua Banjo Man, and your girlfriend. 







Wednesday, June 17, 2026

TMMR Events

The Tennessee Motorcycles & Music Revival (TMMR) 2025 ranks at the top of the list for motorcycle rallies we’ve experienced.  It is a family-friendly environment.  Loretta Lynn’s Ranch is amazing for this type of event.  The river, the hills, and trees offer the perfect outdoor setting.  Everyone we encountered was friendly.  Everyone was there to have. Great time with music and motorcycles.



Some notable rally events we witnessed were:


- Charity Rubber Duck Race.  Ducks were numbered and released in the creek.  The ducks raced down the current to a designated finish line.  Someone scooped up the first duck to check the number to declare the winner.  About a dozen folks with fishing nets captured all the rubber ducks as they passed the finish line.



- Hill Climb.  The Ranch has a designated hill to host the famous hill climb.  Picture-perfect location with old grain silos across the road where visitors park in the grass.  We saw motorcycles of all types - dirt bikes and full dressers (touring bikes) race up the hill.  There were a few riders that were probably 12 years old who raced up the hill competing with the gray-bearded riders. 


- Belly Flop Contest.  There is a pool near Honky Tonk Central camping area.  The pool had guys and gals of all ages competing in the belly flop contest, splashing as they landed chest-first in the pool.


- Dirt Track Race.  This was awesome to watch as bikes raced around the track and through the dust.


- Slow Race.  These are always fun to watch.  All ages and all types of motorcycles.  This one was elimination.  Winners kept circling the track to race again until the slowest rider was remaining.


- Classic Motorcycle Bike Show. I always get excited admiring the details of classic bikes with unique assessors and their paint.



- Burn out contest. Exciting.  Bring ear plugs and stay down wind from the smoke!


- Kick Start Contest. This one was interesting.  Need to know “how” to kick start a bike to win. It is more than just kicking the pedal!


- Parade of bikes through the camp.  This happened a few times I think. I saw a lot of young riders on their small bikes enjoying the attention.


- Cage of Death.  I think there were two motorcycles and a person inside the round cage.  The motorcycles were orbiting the person standing in the middle. 

- Bands.  It impressed me that the Pledge Of Allegiance and the National Anthem were played each night during opening ceremonies before the bands performed. 


This was a family friendly music and motorcycle event.  Brad and I felt like it was definitely a revival - we enjoyed it and consider the rally the best we’ve attended!








Wednesday, June 10, 2026

Black Widow



I arrived at Loretta Lynn’s Ranch a day or two before the events started.  I set up my hammock next to the river.  I put my rain tarp up over my hammock for shade.  I was relaxing in my hammock when a woman parked down the river from my campsite.  She drove a small car and parked where the gravel meets the grass.  She was obviously  much older than I.  She displayed a handicap tag from her vehicle.  I saw her pull a new tent out of its box.  I know tents can be a challenge to set up for the first time.  It is a good idea to practice setting up the tent at home.  I watched her efforts figuring out the new tent for a minute or two.  Then I went over to introduce myself.  She welcomed my assistance setting up her tent.  Together we made the task much easier.  It was a large tent and I could not imagine setting it up alone.


I discovered that this woman has been attending TMMR for several years.  She was here last year, and her friend had been killed in an unfortunate freak accident.  A motorcycle was traveling through the vendor area.  Her friend and she were crossing the street.  The motorcycle struck her friend.  Her friend hit her head on the pavement and later died from the head injury.  The woman telling me the story was walking next to her friend when she was struck by the motorcycle.  It was a difficult thing to experience.  So the woman decided to come to the TMMR event this year to honor her late friend.  She rented a golf cart to get safely around the venue.  The golf cart was a great idea.  She had a seat at all the events.  The cart could be parked in prime spots to view the events.    


As the conversation continues, I discover this woman went on a cruise last fall.  This is the same year as the unfortunate accident.  It was her and a different girlfriend on the cruise.  While the ship was underway, her friend passed away.  This was just a few months after the motorcycle accident that claimed her other friend.  I decided to keep my distance from this woman who was now referred to as the Black Widow.  I say that lightheartedly.  She was a nice woman honoring her friend.  I remember mornings sitting in the creek sipping my coffee.  I look downstream and see her tent perched on the riverbank.  The door to her tent opens.  She’d step outside and give me a wave before starting her morning routine.  I’d wave back.  




Wednesday, June 3, 2026

TMMR

 The Tennessee Motorcycles & Music Revival (TMMR) was the highlight of our 2025 Nowhere Ride.  Brad and I both agree that it was the best rally we’ve been to!  The annual event goes in the spring at the Queen of Country and Legendary Songwriter, Loretta Lynn’s Ranch in Hurricane Mills, Tennessee.  The Ranch is an awesome setting with lots of trees, a creek, hills, and cool people!

 TMMR is four days of music and motorcycle events that will revive your soul. The Ranch is huge and offers many RV and camping sites.  There is Vendor Alley where swag and related products are for sale.  There are a couple of bars and food trucks. Many events throughout the days are scheduled.  All events are family-friendly.  The venue was packed with folks of all ages.  I was impressed by how friendly, respectful, and happy everyone was at this rally.  I saw zero aggressive behavior.  This was truly a setting to revive your soul!



 Brad was on vacation, spending some time with family in Virginia.  There must have been a lot of alcohol involved because he told me he woke up one morning to see Yogi Bear driving a golf cart through the campground.  I met Brad at Loretta Lynn’s Ranch.  He had reserved an RV site at Honky Tonk Central, a camping location designated for RVs.  He set up his RV and unloaded his motorcycle and mini bikes.  I am happy he brought two mini bikes.  We rode those bikes all over the camping areas!  


 I set up in what is called Camping Area 3 along Hurricane Creek.  I drove my Jeep and pulled my motorcycle on a utility trailer.  I was one of the first campers to arrive in that area, so I set up my hammock pretty close to the creek.  I enjoyed every morning with my feet in the water.  I returned to the creek in the afternoons.  I put a chair in the creek at just the right depth to enjoy the water’s current around my back and body.  A few folks would join me sitting in the water.  Several people floated by on rafts and tubes.  What a way to spend the day!  An amazing camping experience!